Acerbic British talent-show judge Simon Cowell is leaving the program he has helped make popular over the past eight years. What do you think?

"That's too bad. Of all the terrible personalities on television, he was my favorite."

Christine Ezrin โ€ข Vapor Coater


"Yeah, I guess I'd probably get tired of constantly speaking in a British accent after eight years, too."

Larry Brecker โ€ข Systems Analyst

"Now whose nipples am I supposed to stare at every week?"

Todd Dunbar โ€ข Edge Stripper