Phish To Reunite

Four years after disbanding, the Vermont jam band Phish has announced plans to reunite in March 2009, starting with three performances in Virginia. What do you think?

"Oh man, there's no way I'll be able to score mushrooms, gain 20 pounds, and move back in with my parents by March."

Virginia Walton • Systems Analyst


"This is like a dream come true! If only all my dreams were this inconsequential."

Larry Moore • Waiter

"Wait, they were broken up? Who the hell have I been following around the country for the past few years?"

John Kihn • Closet Organizer