The Onion Looks Back On 60 Years Of Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating ‘Garfield’ Creator Jim Davis

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Taylor Swift Now Dating Suri Cruise

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Taylor Swift Now Dating James Holmes

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Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

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UPDATE: Taylor Swift Back Together With Ex-Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

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Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joseph McCarthy

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Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat

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Taylor Swift Enters Alternate Universe To Date Body-Building George Harrison

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Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rover

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Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’

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Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo

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Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence To Throw Support Behind Restoring Shōgun To Throne Of Japan

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Taylor Swift Inspires 200 Million Fans To Register To Vote In Tennessee

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Taylor Swift Accused Of Ripping Off Beyoncé By Giving Birth To Twins As Part Of Billboard Music Awards Performance

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Panicking Taylor Swift Realizes It Too Late To Call Off Assassination After Katy Perry Makes Peace Offering

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Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative

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