The Onion Looks Back On 60 Years Of Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift Now Dating Suri Cruise

Taylor Swift Now Dating Suri Cruise

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Taylor Swift Now Dating James Holmes

Taylor Swift Now Dating James Holmes

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Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

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UPDATE: Taylor Swift Back Together With Ex-Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

UPDATE: Taylor Swift Back Together With Ex-Boyfriend Christopher Dorner

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Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joseph McCarthy

Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joseph McCarthy

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Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat

Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat

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Taylor Swift Enters Alternate Universe To Date Body-Building George Harrison

Taylor Swift Enters Alternate Universe To Date Body-Building George Harrison

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Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rover

Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rover

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Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’

Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’

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Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo

Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo

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Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence To Throw Support Behind Restoring Shōgun To Throne Of Japan

Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence To Throw Support Behind Restoring Shōgun To Throne Of Japan

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Taylor Swift Inspires 200 Million Fans To Register To Vote In Tennessee

Taylor Swift Inspires 200 Million Fans To Register To Vote In Tennessee

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Taylor Swift Accused Of Ripping Off Beyoncé By Giving Birth To Twins As Part Of Billboard Music Awards Performance

Taylor Swift Accused Of Ripping Off Beyoncé By Giving Birth To Twins As Part Of Billboard Music Awards Performance

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Panicking Taylor Swift Realizes It Too Late To Call Off Assassination After Katy Perry Makes Peace Offering

Panicking Taylor Swift Realizes It Too Late To Call Off Assassination After Katy Perry Makes Peace Offering

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Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative

Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative

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