New Girl (FOX Tuesdays 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT) — Jess tries to do laundry, but ends up getting stuck in the washing machine; Nick tries to get her out, but ends up stuck in the dryer. The two share an emotional conversation while waiting for everyone to come back. Meanwhile, the rest of the boys have a competition to see who can open the best kite shop.
Swamp Temps (TBS Saturdays 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT) — Still out of work and out of luck, roommates Josh and Tim head back down to the swamp for a two-week data entry assignment.
Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC Tuesdays 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT) — The Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man are all briefly mentioned in conversations between regular humans wearing suits.
Not The Blind One! (Animal Planet Tuesdays 7 p.m. EDT/6 p.m. CDT) — A family backs off adopting the pug with cataracts in the season three premiere.
Lightning Chefs (Food Network Wednesdays 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT) — Tension mounts as the two finalists from last season continue standing outside waiting for lightning to cook their signature dishes.
The Flash (The CW Tuesdays 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT) — When Barry Allen (Grant Gustin) is struck by lightning and becomes the Flash, he quickly discovers that super speed, while useful for thwarting individual crimes, is less helpful for solving the pervasive systemic problems from which crime arises.
Lamp Wars (TLC Mondays 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT) — Two contestants must design lamps and then see how much paperwork they can get done under their lamp.
More Detectives Than Necessary (NBC Fridays 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT) — When their partner is kidnapped by an escaped murderer with a score to settle, detectives Wright, Cruz, Baker, Stewart, Perry, O’Dowd, Langley, Nettles, Libby, Moran, Baker, Evans, Hart, Carpenter, and Ortega must put their own lives on the line to save him.
Pumpkin Patch Pickers (History Channel Thursdays 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT) — The crew scrambles to free Dale’s arm from the cider press; Jason starts to wonder if there’s more to life than The Patch.
Dance Baboons (Lifetime Thursdays 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT) — Lifetime’s new series takes a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of teenage girls on competitive dance teams and the dedicated baboons who support them.