Taylor Swift has announced the upcoming release of Reputation, her sixth studio album. The Onion answers some of the most common questions about the notorious pop star.
A: Oh, look who’s trying to play it cool.
A: Sepulcher Of The Mutilated.
A: Shania Twain, Jeff Bezos, and Warren Buffett.
A: From a very early age, Swift showed a rare passion for acquiring a net worth of $280 million.
A: Swift’s brand of pop combines elements of both country and adolescent Tumblr account.
A: Swift’s PR team has released multiple public statements confirming that she supports women and is herself a woman.
A: Extensive information about every conceivable facet of Swift’s personal life is readily available online.